OH REALLY
Achurch in New Orleans reopened at reduced capacity amid the coronavirus outbreak and its pastor has come up with a funny way to maintain social distancing.
Redeemer Presbyterian Church is only open at 10% occupancythese days, so the pastor outfitted several of the pews with signs directingworshipers to sit elsewhere and stay six feet apart.
Each of the signs has a humorous, bible-referencing message,including “Jesus sat the 500down in rows. But not this one” and “Reserved for Elijah only.”