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RANCH DRESSING FOR LIFE

How much do you like ranchdressing? The Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing

company has a Christmasgift this year called "Ranch for Life." For

just $900 you get a smallrefrigerator stocked with 25 bottles of

ranch dressing. Every yearfrom 2021 through 2024 you'll get 25 more

bottles delivered straightto your doorstep, 100 bottles total. Then,

starting in 2025, you'llscore either $600 in cash back or a gift card

so you can keep on buyingmore ranch dressing, presumably through the

rest of your life, althoughsomeone has done the math: if an 8oz

bottle of ranch costs $1,the $600 payment will get you a bottle every

month for 50 years.

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